Favre...what a drama queen

Brett Favre showed up at the Minnesota Vikings traing facility to meet with the organization to discuss the possibility of his return.  In a scene right out of the O.J. white Bronco drama, Vikings cladded fans lined the streets to get a glimpse into the black BMW with tinted windows.  Tweets, Facebook posts and text messages clogged cyber space from the Mall of the Americas to Bristol, Conn.
This after 3 players flew down to Mississippi to sway the long time gunslinger to return for one more run at the Super Bowl.
In a league full of drama queens, Favre holds the trophy.
Hey Vikings, have you NO shame?!
Where is your manhood?!
I haven't seen a guy chased by other guys like this since I unwittingly stumbled onto the wrong street during Southern Decadance week.  Brett must feel like the lead queen at the Madri Gras drag ball.
"Now Brett, you know we cannot perform at full capasssity without you leading usth with your manly slapsss on our tushies"
"Coach has made usth all get mani-pedis to prepare jusths for your arrival"
"Pleeeeease Brett", holding his leg as he tries to walk away, "we promise, you won't have to rehearse".  "Just show up and give it up like the Brett we know"!
"I dunno,boys", chaw juice dripping down his chin. "My ankle just won't do raight"...spits..."sides, dares sum armadillas running free on myland dat need shootin and my pick up needs a good washin"
"No Brett!" "Don't say it!" " Don't even think it!"  "Tevaras can't throw like you, and Sage always cracks under  pressure!"  "NO, it MUST be you or we're not leaving"
"Ok boayz", hands on hips and looking up to the sky,squinting and speaking just above a whisper, "I'll  come up, but I cain't promise nuttin.  I'm just commin ta taulk.  Don't getcha hopes up, but we'll see"
So up he came.  All  those Vikings boys are partying. The fans are making plans to be in Dallas in February.
But wait. 
He's only here to "talk".
He wants to be courted harder. 
He hasn't heard enough grovelling.  He wants big time pimpin.  He wants Zygi Wilf  on his knees in the "we're not worhting" position.
Thats when he'll agree to play then reveal...
"Jus kidd'n, I was coming back all along...gotcha"
The teams exhaults in cheer and joins for a group hug.