As we all know, football fans thoughout Louisiana are always looking for new recipes for their tailgate parties. Here's mine. It's been in the making since January.
In a pressure cooker:
start with scores of 36-32 and 21-0
add a tea bagging
Throw in a disapointing(by LSU standard) signing day
a krewe d'tat lampooning
add one protracted contract dispute
dash of wiretapping
fill to the very top, in fact, overflow the pot with bountygate
finish with one year suspensions of your beloved defensive "quarterback" and revered head coach
Seal the lid. Let the heat and pressure from national media, former and current NFL players and "expert" comentators constantly scalding you build for nine months
Put into seprate pots around Labor Day
One pot serves 16, the other 12
serve cold!!
Save enough for leftovers
At long last Football 2012 is here. Happy tailgating football fans!!
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